My grandma always said, "You don't look a gift horse in the mouth." It had less to do with the common saying and more to do with the fact that she was terrified of gift horses. "Their mouth is where they hold their evil!" she'd say. The point is, free tickets to Amy Schumer's pilot [...]January is almost over. Winter is halfway through and change is in the air. People were born and people died. Flowers wilted and seedlings sprouted. Girls became women and boys became men. Boyz II Men changed their names to Men II Old Guyz. I finally got my period. And the final week of voting for [...]So, what's the easiest way to help Earth? Learning and knowing stuff about it. Learning and knowing… but you said "easy!" Actually, I said "easiest," and the easiest way to learn and know stuff is by watching movies about stuff. MOVIIIIES!!! Documentaries can be educational and ent– Documentariiiiies… No — will you just — some [...]Unlike many of my peers, I was actually not bullied in school. Hard to believe, I know, but it's easy to be popular when you're captain of the varsity long-term memory-repression team. John Mulaney, on the other hand, was bullied and for some things that might surprise you, as he explains in this clip from [...]Being a good cartoonist isn't just knowing how to draw, it's knowing when to stop drawing. If cartoonists filled out every detail, Mickey Mouse would eventually look like a rodent with rickets. And in the case of Futurama, if you keep filling out the details of Professor Farnsworth, you get the most horrifying thing imaginable: [...]